PAKISTANI ACTRESS RIPS MUSLIM CLERIC A NEW ONE . . .

This one is making the rounds - Great Satan's GF cross-posted the link at Theo from Right, Wing-Nut! Some Paki journo douchebag thought he was going to set up a hot entertainer for a dressing down, and she hands him his balls! The full video is a must see, and must get MAXIMUM DISSEMINATION:





If we have to have a Muslim in the White House why can't we have a sanctified piece of hotness like this?



IN FOR A PENNY, IN FOR A POUND DEPT.


In other Muslim-related news, UK Foreign Secretary William Hague denies a Times report that 600 Royal Marine Commandos are preparing to deploy to Libya.




Might as well send them in - we're in this thing now. Send them in, and send in our guys as well. The sooner we finish it, the better for everyone in the long run.


This follows last week's report that 2,200 Marines from the 26th Marine Expeditionary Unit, or 26th MEU were shipping out. Their mission:

' . . . to help end the violence directed at the Libyan people.'


"In Libya right now they are doing exactly what we need them to do. They are doing what they are told and right now that's protecting Libyan people against Qadhafi forces," said Captain Timothy Patrick, a Marine with the 26th MEU.


This UN-sponsored military adventure business is a bad precendent. Ivory Coast next? On money borrowed from the Chinese? WTF . . . the only thing that Gates ahs said so far that makes any sense is that we're backing up the Brits and the French who supported us in Afghanistan. If that's the case, they better keep supporting us!


BURNING KORAN DEPT:

Took some angst yesterday from the readership, Team STORMBRINGER. Don't get me wrong, I'm not absolving the Afghan mob of what they did - all I'm saying is this Koran burning business down in Florida is the epitome of what Oliver Wendell Holmes meant when he said "Freedom of speech does not mean you can shout 'fire' in a theater."*




Dangerous idiots like this man start world wars.


This is what I'm saying about the mob: burn a Koran - or even falsely report the desecration of a Koran - and people will die.

Of course I believe in Freedom of Speech - I took an oath to uphold and defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign AND domestic; and as far as I'm concerned I uphold that oath even now in retirement - I'm still on the payroll, after all.

But try . . . just TRY . . . to burn an American flag when I'm around and see what happens next:




You MIGHT be breathing when they pull me off of you, but I guarantee you'll WISH you were dead . . .



*Yes I know the exact quote is: "The most stringent protection of free speech would not protect a man in falsely shouting fire in a theatre and causing a panic."


Gotta go now . . . you gotta see the Paki actress rip the mullah and the journo . . . the best part is when she uses Pamela Anderson as her character witness in a debate with a Muslim cleric!


STORMBRINGER SENDS


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DIFFERENT ETHNIC DATING STYLES

AMERICAN WOMEN:


First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date:
You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position.




IRISH WOMEN:


First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.






ITALIAN WOMEN:


First Date:
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date:
You meet her parents and her Mama makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a Mistress.




CHINESE WOMEN:


First date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date:
You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.




INDIAN WOMEN:


First date:
Meet her parents.

Second date:
Set the date of the wedding.

Third date:
Wedding night.




BLACK WOMEN:


First Date:
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date:
You get to buy her and all her sistahs a real expensive dinner.

Third Date:
You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date:
She's pregnant by someone other than you.



MEXICAN WOMEN:


First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date:
She's pregnant.

Third Date:
She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.




JEWISH WOMEN:


First Date:
You will have to spend all your money to impress her.

Second Date:
You will take a loan to keep up the image.

Third Date:
You are broke, so she goes and finds someone wealthier.




ARAB WOMEN:


First Date:
Mother, father, brothers, sisters, cousins, aunts, uncles, friends and the entire Arab community find out.

Second Date:
Guy is shot dead.

Third Date:
No third date.



What's the POINT?


DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?




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SATURDAY NIGHT AT STORMBRINGER's

"Bring on the women and the dwarves!"


Bacchus was painted sometime around 1595 by Italian Baroque master Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio. You can see this painting in the Uffizi Gallery, in Florence, Italy.

Bacchus (known in Ancient Greece as Dionysus, Διόνυσος) is the Ancient Roman god of wine, the vintage, and drunkeness, wine cups, inspirational ritual madness, joyful worship, and ecstasy, wine, grapes, theater, wineskins, and fertility. Did I mention wine? The contemporary carnival celebrations of Europe, South America and even the Mardi Gras of New Orleans are in actuality modern day incarnations of the ancient Roman Bacchanalia.

I would present the Greek statue of Dionysus but I am not comfortable enough in my masculinity to post it here. - S.L.

The painting shows a youthful Bacchus reclining in classical fashion with grapes and vine leaves in his hair, fingering the drawstring of his loosely-draped robe. On a stone table in front of him is a bowl of fruit and a large carafe of red wine; with his left hand he holds out to the viewer a shallow goblet of the same wine, apparently inviting the viewer to join him.

Whether intentional or not, there is humour in this painting. The pink-faced Bacchus is an accurate portrayal of a half-drunk teenager dressed in a sheet and leaning on a mattress, but far less convincing as a Graeco-Roman god. The carafe has attracted more scholarly attention than Bacchus himself, because after the painting was cleaned, a tiny portrait of the artist working at his easel was discovered in the reflection on the glass. A reflection of Bacchus' face can also be seen on the surface of the wine in the glass he is holding.

Bacchus' offering of the wine with his left hand - despite the obvious effort this would have caused the model - has led to speculation that Caravaggio used a mirror to assist himself while working from life, doing away with the need for drawing. In other words, what appears to us as the boy's left hand was actually the artist's right.

For anyone who has ever attended Mardi Gras; take the drunkeness, gratuitous nudity, open promiscuity and sheer madness of that event, amp it up at least a tenfold and you can begin to imagine what the Roman celebration of Bacchus must have been like.



Is it just me, or does anyone else sense a similarity here? - Sean Linnane

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