Here's a picture of the new world record whitetail.
It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's, uncle's, best friend's, son-in-law's, niece's hairdresser's, neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a 22 mag.
Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It had also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.
This has been checked on Snopes who confirmed it. Honest!!!
This thing was sent in by a reader, and has gone viral all over the 'net. I agree with at least half the sentiments expressed here . . . just to be fair though I have to point out that the Whitehouse Ramadan dinners started under George W. Bush . . . I don't know if Barack Hussein Obama is a Muslim - his name sure SOUNDS Muslim . . . one thing's for sure he isn't a Christian . . . . and that Trinity United Church of Christ doesn't practice any kind of Christianity as I know it . . . also for what it's worth, and in the interests of fairness - David Frum has a very enlightening piece on the REAL STORY behind the Mosque at Ground Zero . . . S.L.
CONSPIRACY THEORY OR REAL LIVE EVENTS?
by Rich Carroll
Over two years ago I wrote “The Jihad Candidate” warning readers that Barack Hussein Obama was a Muslim plant hand-picked to destroy America. How I wish I'd been taken seriously.
Get yourself something cool to drink, find a relaxing position, and let’s examine what has happened.
But before we continue I want you to vividly remember those two jet airliners slamming into the twin towers of lower Manhattan. I want you to remember those American citizens just like you who jumped from the fiery flames to their death because that end would be quicker, less painful.
Please remember the dancing and cheering from the Arab Street. Keep those images indelibly in your vision, because the Muslim White House would have you believe that “Ground Zero” doesn’t matter anymore.
Since February, 2010, Barack Obama has given the Islamic terrorist organization, HAMAS, $1.23 billion U.S. dollars. Additionally, Obama has agreed to take 100,000 Gaza residents into the United States as "resettled immigrants," all on your tax dollars. How will these “refugees” find a job with an unemployment rate of 12% here?
This president refuses to prosecute the Muslim mastermind of the U.S.S. Cole bombing in 2000, which took the lives of 17 American sailors, yet he persisted in the prosecution of Navy SEAL Matthew McCabe and 1LT Michael Behenna for doing their jobs to fight Muslim Al Qaeda. What? Whose side is Obama on? Any president in American history would have decorated both young men for their heroism on national television.
Obama’s answer? Coddle Nadal Hasan, the brutal murderer of 30 United States soldiers at Ft. Hood, Texas, and continue his contemptuous assault on our military. But what can you expect from a “president” who holds a special White House Ramadan dinner for 100 of his close Muslim friends (many with ties to terrorism) and basks in the applause of his support to build a “mosque de triomph” at ground zero, which will be used as Sharia finance center.
He and his sycophant Muslim apologists continue their efforts to strengthen the false conception of Islam as a benign religion. This chorus of Islamophiles warble melodious delights about a “peaceful” Islam. They want to airbrush out the misery and spoliation of conquered peoples, the executions and martyrdoms, the rapes, and pedophilia, the child abuse, the humiliations and oppression, and the 15,486 Muslim terrorists bombings and human carnage since 9/11.
Despite our Presidents protestations, such historical facts are the only important information needed as far as "understanding Islam." Could this be the reason that Obama’s approval rating among Americans is 41 percent and his approval rating among Muslims is 78 per cent? How can any thinking, clear minded American make sense of such things?
Telling audiences that “Islam has contributed to the rich history of America” is a lie that Obama continues to spread unchallenged. Islam, and Muslims, did NOT have any influence on our founding or our culture. Obama fails to tell his drug-induced crowd of followers that the Koran (the “Holy Koran" as he calls it) tells readers 109 times to murder infidels and Jews. How positively “peaceful” that is.
But what else do you expect from a foreign born Muslim who endorsed the mosque at Ground Zero in New York by having the gall to wrap his decision in the cloak of the First Amendment. Any real American president would feel the pain of Americans from 9/11 and put a stop to the mosque. What a slap in the face of every American citizen!
Obama’s disdain for America continues unabated as he approves to finance the fund-raising "sensitivity tour" of his friend Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf, (who said in a 2001 interview that the United States was responsible for 9/11, that the blood was on OUR hands). Did you realize that you were paying for Rauf’s trip around Europe and the Middle East and all of his expenses?
This gets even worse: Obama approved millions to be spent on the renovation of mosques in 27 countries around the world. Isn’t it nice knowing where your tax dollars are being spent during the biggest recession since 1929?
Obama, foreign born? Yes, that nasty “missing birth certificate” hasn’t gone away, and the nation of Kenya continues to insist that he is their native. Obama’s hatred of America is further revealed in his steadfast refusal to defend the borders of the United States and submit the State of Arizona to the United Nations for violation of human rights? Violation of human rights? Obama needs to report his beloved Islam for butchering women! The State of Arizona is only trying to do HIS job because he will not do it. This president has opened the door for terrorists and for diseases to freely come into America, and for that alone he should be impeached.
This week Obama ordered the release of several hundred captured “illegal aliens,” violating our immigration laws, and imposing a back door amnesty plan without the consent of Congress. Obama doesn’t care about you, the crime caused by illegals, and the expense of a few hundred thousand anchor babies and who will pay for them. He obviously doesn’t care that an illegal could enter the United States with smallpox or a nuclear weapon and murder 80,000 Americans. Someone raised in the world’s most Muslim nation, Indonesia, doesn’t care about you. Someone with close ties to Muslim terrorism in the Middle East and Africa doesn’t care about your day-to-day issues. He cannot identify with these problems, because his heart and sympathies lie elsewhere.
Is Barack Hussein Obama President of the United States or merely a katib (secretary to the Islamic Caliph)? Angry and informed Americans already know the answer. Look at ISLAMONCAPITALHILL.COM to see his agenda. His disdain for America, our history. and our traditions, grows more contemptible (and obvious) each day. Americans be damned, nothing can sway him. Those who had any doubts are learning why a guy named “Barry” would change his name to match Mohammed’s horse: Barack.
Where is America’s liberal press in all this mess? Drinking the Kool-aid of our first black president, they forget his allegiances lie with Muslims because they consider that being called a “racist” by the White House is a fate worse than destruction at the hands of Islam. Remember that in his book “Dreams of My Father” that Obama said “if the political winds shift in an ugly direction I will side with them (Muslims)?” Well, he meant it!
We face in the coming months and years critical points in history that will determine our future existence as a sovereign nation. To scale the fortress walls of financial ruin brought-on by the indulgent “stim-you-less” waste of a trillion dollars that did nothing more than pay-off Obama's campaign contributors and a catastrophic housing finance scheme fueled by insistent liberal meddling, we need an American aware of the need of financial restraint and not someone who continues to wholesale spend (including unlimited lavish vacations).
These are the times that try men’s souls, and a time requiring unity. We must not be torn apart by someone forcing the nation of Islam onto our culture. Democrats, too, much realize that we are at that point in American history that we must save our country first, or we will not have a two-party political system to save. Americans realize that we need a president who was raised in America; one who would say “the most beautiful sound is the song 'America the Beautiful,'" not “the Azan, or early morning Muslim prayer call.”
Americans are fed-up with Acorn, Islam, and Chicago thug politics. America is disgusted with the racism and bigotry spread by the likes of Jeremiah Wright and Louis Farrakhan and Barack Obama. We want a president who will instruct NASA that its job is space exploration, not making murdering Muslims feel good about themselves.
We want our nation back before it’s too late. Which side are you on?
Richard Carroll is an op-ed writer and the author of the books, "Terrorists' Crossing" and "Orphaned Heroes."
I picked up this bargain from Target for $39. Ka Ching.
It is a tad too big for me, but still good.
On Friday night after Lloyds funeral - and thank you to everyone for such kinds words, it is much appreciated - I got home at 1:00AM and washed my face, jumped into bed. S msgd me at 1:10AM asking if I wanted to come meet him out, so I hopped out of bed and was ready in 12 minutes. I timed it.
It was so hot at The Longroom, I was literally sweating. My hair went curly and my make up ran off me.
This photo was taken at 4am - so pretty ugly but you still see the dress.
A rare admission: when I posted that bit of humor aimed toward the TSA and their airport search procedures, I wasn't quite aware of the incredible level of aggressiveness the TSA is going about conducting their new search policies.
WOMAN: TSA AGENTS SINGLED ME OUT FOR MY BREASTS ORLANDO, Fla. -- The head of the Transportation Security Administration said the agency will look further into allegations that two male TSA workers picked a woman for additional screening because of her breasts.
Eliana Sutherland recently flew from Orlando International Airport and told Local 6 she felt the two male TSA workers were staring at her breasts and chose her for additional screening because of their size.
"It was pretty obvious. One of the guys that was staring me up and down was the one who pulled me over," said Sutherland. "Not a comfortable feeling."
PROSTHETICS BECOME SOURCE OF SHAME AT AIRPORT SCREENINGS Prosthetic devices were designed to help men and women move on with their lives despite potentially stigmatizing medical conditions, yet they've become a source of distress and humiliation during the new pat-downs by airport security agents.
There's already been outrage over the TSA agent who asked a Charlotte, N.C., woman who survived breast cancer to remove a prosthetic from inside her bra. There was also a bladder cancer survivor from Lansing, Mich., who said he was soaked in his own urine when a TSA agent's pat-down ruptured the seal on his urostomy bag.
BOTTOM LINE:
WHAT's GOIN' ON ? ? ?
A reliable, informed source told me that the TSA is reacting to a credible threat, that they have instructed to go to the enhanced security measures by DHS. This seems logical, going into the holiday travel season.
Another reliable, informed source inside the air transport industry tells me they are not doing cavity searches; this is disinformation.
Other more whacked-out explanations include the government is getting us accustomed to being herded like cattle, and / or this is a prelude to Obama making a move to nationalize the airlines; i.e. the security measures become so draconian and inconvenient that the airlines are no longer commercially viable and so the government steps in . . .
SUBMIT YOUR TSA-SEARCH HORROR STORIES BELOW.
I want to know what's going on out there . . .
Then there THIS:
TSA: SOME GOV'T OFFICIALS TO SKIP AIRPORT SECURITY WASHINGTON (AP) Cabinet secretaries, top congressional leaders and an exclusive group of senior U.S. officials are exempt from toughened new airport screening procedures when they fly commercially with government-approved federal security details.
Aviation security officials would not name those who can skip the controversial screening, but other officials said those VIPs range from top officials like Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner and FBI Director Robert Mueller to congressional leaders like incoming House Speaker John Boehner, R-Ohio, who avoided security before a recent flight from Washington's Reagan National Airport.
"LEAD BY EXAMPLE"
What an opportunity for our political leaders to set a little "Lead By Example" -style leadership to rest of us poor slob taxpayers - don't hold your breath waiting to see it, though.
"NOT ME YOU IDIOT - THE EXAMPLE IN THE BOOK!"
If THIS outrage is necessary, then I can't imagine how a single politician - Democrat OR Republican - can possibly be considered above suspicion.
Pilots in uniform on airline business will be allowed to pass through airport security by showing two photo IDs. The identification will be cross-checked against a flight crew database.
"Allowing these uniformed pilots, whose identity has been verified, to go through expedited screening at the checkpoint just makes for smart security and an efficient use of our resources," TSA Administrator John Pistole said in a statement.
I DISAGREE
As a security professional, I disagree with the above rationale and I'll tell you why:
We have just signaled to the terrorists a possible crack in our defenses.
Consider: it is now known that air crew get a pass from the aggressive security searches. OK, all the terrorists have to do now is go to the home of one of these types, put a gun to his or her four-year-old daughter or granddaughter's head, and say, "You're going to wear this special underwear onto the plane, or we're going to shoot her. Of course, before we shoot her, we're going to rape her in every hole . . ."
You get the picture.
Then there's the GIANT MYSTERY MISSILE TRAIL:
By all accounts, this was no contrail from a jetliner; this was a VERY. BIG. ROCKET.
OK so they shot off a rocket - no big deal; happens all the time, right?
Then why all the denial from the government?
WHATs GOIN' ON ? ? ?
Then there's all that MADNESS on the Korean Peninsula:
TV footage of flames just after artillery hit an area of South Korea's Yeonpyeong island.
North Korea fired artillery barrages onto the South Korean island near their disputed border Tuesday, setting buildings alight and prompting South Korea to return fire and scramble fighter jets.
South Korean villagers watch smoke rising from South Korea's Yeonpyeong island near the border against North Korea Tuesday, Nov. 23, 2010.
Destroyed houses are evident from the air Wednesday on Yeonpyeong Island, South Korea.
These attacks may be the greatest single acts of violent aggression from North Korea since to Korean War; most certainly since the border incursions and violence of 1966-69 - sometimes referred to as the Second Korean War - which culminated with the infamous Pueblo Incident.
North Korea has a track record of lethal violence:
North Korea was believed to have orchestrated the bombing of Korean Airlines Flight 858 in 1987. The attack is thought to have been a tactic to scare tourists away from visiting the 1988 Summer Olympics in Seoul.
North Korean operatives were also behind a 1983 attempt on the life of South Korean President Chun Doo Hwan, who was scheduled to visit a memorial in Rangoon, Myanmar (Burma). A traffic delay may have saved the president's life: The timed bombs went off before his arrival, killing 17 South Korean dignitaries instead.
North Korea is also believed to be behind the 1996 assassination of a South Korean diplomat in Vladivostok, Russia. The killing closely followed a warning from Pyongyang that it would take action if South Korea did not repatriate the bodies of several North Korean spies.
SO WHAT THEHELLIS GOING ON ? ? ?
If you ask me - the TSA thing is a distraction, and so is the Korean thing. STORMBRINGER says: keep your eye on Taiwan - I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts China is lining up to make their move.
"There must be some way out of here" said the joker to the thief
"There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief"
Her name is Rima Fakih. She is 24, she comes from Dearborn, Michigan (a.k.a. "Dearbornistan") she is Miss USA, 2010 and yes she is Muslim. Rima represented the USA in the Miss Universe pageant this past August.
I know. This blew my mind as well.
A YOUNG ARAB ASKS HIS FATHER:
"What is this weird headdress that we are wearing?"
"It's a "keffya" because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun!"
"And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?"
"It's a "djbellah" because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!"
"And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?"
"These are "babouches", which protect our feet from the burning sand in the desert!"
"Tell me, Papa . . ."
"Yes, my son?"
"WHY ARE WE LIVING IN MICHIGAN AND STILL WEARING ALL THIS SHIT ? ? ?"
For those of you who don't know about history, here is a condensed version:
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers.
They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer,
and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer:
and the invention of the wheel:
The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.
These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
1 . Liberals
2. Conservatives:
Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.
Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet,
so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery.
That's how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to grill at night
while they were drinking the beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement . . .
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing.
This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.
Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men:
Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats,
the invention of group therapy, group hugs,
and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and the beer . . .
. . . that conservatives provided.
Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant.
Liberals are symbolized by the jackass . . .
. . . for obvious reasons.
Modern liberals prefer white wine
or imported bottled water.
They eat raw fish. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare . . . Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men:
Most social workers,
personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers
in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter
rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink BEER.
They ask for it by name, and accept no substitutes.
They eat red meat
and still provide for their women.
Conservatives are big game hunters,
lumberjacks,
rodeo cowboys,
construction workers,
firemen, medical doctors, police officers,
engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively.
Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when the Conservatives were coming to America . . .
They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Here ends today's lesson in world history:
It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above.
A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that he will bring it to the attention of other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.
And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self . . . I'm going to have another beer.
